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Word O’Day: Brobot

Posted on August 29, 2018 by The 40 year old magpie

Brobot. Adj. A Berner who has stopped thinking critically and believes in conspiracies to “keep Bernie out of the…” all the while biting the Democratic Party’s hand

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A Poem titled “APPLICATION FOR STAY OF CERTIFICATION OF THE 2012 VOTES FOR BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA PENDING CERTIORARI REVIEW BY THE SUPREME COURT OF THE APPEAL OF THE FOIA CASE TAITZ V OBAMA, DEMANDING RELEASE UNDER FOIA OF SS-5 APPLICATION TO CONNECTICUT SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER 042-68-4425, WHICH WHICH OBAMA IS USING ACCORDING TO HIS TAX RETURNS RELEASED BY OBAMA HIMSELF, BUT WHICH WAS NEVER ASSIGNED TO OBAMA ACCODING E-VERIFY AND SSNVS”

Posted on March 12, 2013 by The 40 year old magpie

How oft alas dear Orly have the Courts told thee to be aware of redacting Social Security Numbers that you place in the aethyr? But NO! you keep on posting it, with no apparent care that the Linda Jordan who … Continue reading →

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And, now for something completely confusing

Posted on September 20, 2012 by The 40 year old magpie

This was found in my SPAM folder: I was suggested this web site by my cousin. I am now not sure whether this put up is written by means of him as no one else realize such specified about my … Continue reading →

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Torum, Boys, Torum!

Posted on February 22, 2012 by The 40 year old magpie

Melody: Reuben Ranzo Poor old Rick Santorum! Torum, boys, Torum! pity Rick Santorum Torum, boys, Torum Oh, Santorum no lover Torum, boys, Torum of the gays or of lobster Torum, boys, Torum He opposed gay marriage Torum, boys, Torum Forever … Continue reading →

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Word O’Day: Taitzed

Posted on January 26, 2012 by The 40 year old magpie

Not to be confused with “Tazed”, which implies repeatedly being shocked with several thousand volts of electricity, to get Taitzed is to be subjected to conspiracy theory and “goal post moving” as on such an ongoing basis, that it causes … Continue reading →

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Limerick of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2012 by The 40 year old magpie

by Patrick J. Colliano There once was a lawyer named Orly, Whose legal work was done rather poorly. Her prevailing trend Of irking judges no end, Shows that guidance is needed quite sorely.

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BREAKING: I AM NOT A MENTAL MESS!

Posted on November 14, 2011 by The 40 year old magpie

Yesterday, I spent 14 hours on the set of an Indie comedy titled HAPPY THANKSGIVING I am playing the lead character’s Mother. I had five scenes involving mltiple takes, and I am happy to report, that I AM NOT EXPERIENCING … Continue reading →

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Just in TIME!

Posted on September 8, 2011 by The 40 year old magpie

someone who makes sense bumper sticker by AudioInsiderDesign bumper stickers online at zazzle.com

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Word O’Day: Palineated™

Posted on June 23, 2011 by The 40 year old magpie

Not to be confused with “alienation”, meaning to be “turned off to something”, “Palineation” involves the inquiry into the whereabouts of a celebrity of questionable status, such as The Naked Cowboy or the Octomom.  So, if you find yourself suddenly … Continue reading →

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Damn, I’m funny

Posted on March 23, 2011 by The 40 year old magpie
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