Word O’Day: Brobot

Brobot. Adj. A Berner who has stopped thinking critically and believes in conspiracies to “keep Bernie out of the…” all the while biting the Democratic Party’s hand

Word O’Day: MadSad™

MadSad is a type of inexpressible ragedness™ that occurs when you find that your vile beliefs have been screwed over  by the diseased bastard spawn  you voted for.

 

Word O’Day: Germalist

Germalist: a person who believes ideas, esp. bad ones, are contagious.

Word O’Day: Jourbalist

Jourbalist: noun. The occupation of a writer obsessed with the furry rodent we know as “gerbils” or functionally illiterate.

Example: PorktitsThompson‏@PtitsThompson
@KatyTurNBC yeah I can’t wait till we don’t have to hear your biased crap either you have killed my faith in jourbalists

Lookit Lookit – A Parody

Lookit lookit

(w/apologies to the Kingsmen, Paul Revere & the Raiders, & the FBI)

Lookit lookit
Oh, losers, I gotta talk now
Lookit lookit
Oh, losers, I gotta talk now
A fine bunch of marks who listen to me
They hang on every word from A to Z
I run the show, no backtalk, please
So, just shut up, and pay my fees

The NLA[1] it is my thing
Don’t question me, you’ll feel my sting
I’ll cut you down with a traitors tag
And cut you off you harridan nag

I have two names[2], I don’t cut no slack
Critcism is just a personal attack
NLA forms are the way
three-cent stamps and mail away[3]

Lookit lookit
Oh, losers, I gotta talk now
(You just shut up, now)
Lookit lookit
Oh, losers, I gotta talk now

©opyright 2015 Kelly Lincoln
[1] NLA is the National Liberty Alliance, a “sovereign citizens cult”. the NLA holds weekly calls about Common Law Grand Juries and other such ignorances. “Daradurek” is a petit tyrant.
[2] The leader of the NLA is one John Darash aka John Vidurek.
[3] He tells his credulous followers, most of whom have a grudge/grievance against the court system and/or lawyers, that they can legally mail with a 3-cent stamp. Followers have then claimed their mail is “being held hostage” for postage due.

Word O’Day: Feudality

The Anti-Republican/Democratic Political stance wherein one desires to live in a fascist-corporate city state unencumbered by such silliness as voting, and thinking surveys and suggestion boxes will work better… Serf’s up!

Show me that ass, or pull up your pants

Spoken: ooh, boy you’re looking good
C’mere and let me spank that.
What do you mean you’re “not that kind of boy”?

Then why are your panties so low?
Why you tease,
You make me plead.

Walking down the street
Panties saggin’ so low
You’re belts damn near your feet

Show me that ass
What?
Show me that ass
What? What?

You cover it up
With your grampa’s shirt
Shirt, boy, your tease is older than dirt

Show me that ass
Show me that crack
Wanna crack that ass
When I see you pass

Catcall, batcall, booty call

Panties on the other foot
Saggin’ on a motor scoot
Bare-assed riding that subway seat

Show me that ass
Show me that crack
Wanna crack that ass
when I see you pass

A Poem titled “APPLICATION FOR STAY OF CERTIFICATION OF THE 2012 VOTES FOR BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA PENDING CERTIORARI REVIEW BY THE SUPREME COURT OF THE APPEAL OF THE FOIA CASE TAITZ V OBAMA, DEMANDING RELEASE UNDER FOIA OF SS-5 APPLICATION TO CONNECTICUT SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER 042-68-4425, WHICH WHICH OBAMA IS USING ACCORDING TO HIS TAX RETURNS RELEASED BY OBAMA HIMSELF, BUT WHICH WAS NEVER ASSIGNED TO OBAMA ACCODING E-VERIFY AND SSNVS”

How oft alas dear Orly have the Courts told thee to be aware
of redacting Social Security Numbers that you place in the aethyr?
But NO! you keep on posting it, with no apparent care
that the Linda Jordan who “vetted” it, was impersonating its owner
and ran afoul of the legal joinder.

Word O’Day: Flusterment™

FLUSTERMENT- An abstract noun to describe the feeling of being excited and flustered at the same time. Example of usage in a sentence: “Jenny nodded & smiled at her friend’s sudden flusterment!”
This Word O’Day brought you by Lisa Dawn Robinson.

Word O’Day: Farcism™

Farcism n. a portmanteau of Farce and Fascism.

Farcism is the political state where you believe the most ludicrous Corporate anti-government PR, without realizing that you are being stuffed with crap.