Category Archives: Too Soon

Word O’Day: MadSad™

Posted on September 17, 2017 by The 40 year old magpie

MadSad is a type of inexpressible ragedness™ that occurs when you find that your vile beliefs have been screwed over  by the diseased bastard spawn  you voted for.  

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Mitty the Moocher

Posted on September 19, 2012 by The 40 year old magpie

original music and lyrics – Cab Calloway New lyrics – Kelly Lincoln Folks here’s a story bout Mitty the Moocher He was stone-cold heartless doucher He talked like he could stand the heat But Mitty flipped-flopped like rotting meat Ho-dee … Continue reading →

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0 for 100: a Remix

Posted on February 26, 2012 by The 40 year old magpie
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(post fixed) WHO’S “Pallin’ around with Terrorists?

Posted on August 22, 2011 by The 40 year old magpie

Poor @SenJohnMcCain….

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Too soon?

Posted on May 10, 2011 by The 40 year old magpie

A man walks into a bar and says: “Barkeep! Give me a ‘bin Laden’.” Confused, the barkeep asks, “What’s a ‘bin Laden’? ” Guy says, “Two shots and a splash of water” –as BBM‘d to me by Missy U know … Continue reading →

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