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Author Archives: The 40 year old magpie
Word O’Day: Brobot
Brobot. Adj. A Berner who has stopped thinking critically and believes in conspiracies to “keep Bernie out of the…” all the while biting the Democratic Party’s hand
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Word O’Day: MadSad™
MadSad is a type of inexpressible ragedness™ that occurs when you find that your vile beliefs have been screwed over by the diseased bastard spawn you voted for.
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Word O’Day: Germalist
Germalist: a person who believes ideas, esp. bad ones, are contagious.
Word O’Day: Jourbalist
Jourbalist: noun. The occupation of a writer obsessed with the furry rodent we know as “gerbils” or functionally illiterate. Example: PorktitsThompson@PtitsThompson @KatyTurNBC yeah I can’t wait till we don’t have to hear your biased crap either you have killed my faith … Continue reading
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Lookit Lookit – A Parody
Lookit lookit (w/apologies to the Kingsmen, Paul Revere & the Raiders, & the FBI) Lookit lookit Oh, losers, I gotta talk now Lookit lookit Oh, losers, I gotta talk now A fine bunch of marks who listen to me They … Continue reading
Word O’Day: Feudality
The Anti-Republican/Democratic Political stance wherein one desires to live in a fascist-corporate city state unencumbered by such silliness as voting, and thinking surveys and suggestion boxes will work better… Serf’s up!
Show me that ass, or pull up your pants
Spoken: ooh, boy you’re looking good C’mere and let me spank that. What do you mean you’re “not that kind of boy”? Then why are your panties so low? Why you tease, You make me plead. Walking down the street … Continue reading
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Tagged Bad hip hop, crack me up, saggy panties
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A Poem titled “APPLICATION FOR STAY OF CERTIFICATION OF THE 2012 VOTES FOR BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA PENDING CERTIORARI REVIEW BY THE SUPREME COURT OF THE APPEAL OF THE FOIA CASE TAITZ V OBAMA, DEMANDING RELEASE UNDER FOIA OF SS-5 APPLICATION TO CONNECTICUT SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER 042-68-4425, WHICH WHICH OBAMA IS USING ACCORDING TO HIS TAX RETURNS RELEASED BY OBAMA HIMSELF, BUT WHICH WAS NEVER ASSIGNED TO OBAMA ACCODING E-VERIFY AND SSNVS”
How oft alas dear Orly have the Courts told thee to be aware of redacting Social Security Numbers that you place in the aethyr? But NO! you keep on posting it, with no apparent care that the Linda Jordan who … Continue reading
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Word O’Day: Flusterment™
FLUSTERMENT- An abstract noun to describe the feeling of being excited and flustered at the same time. Example of usage in a sentence: “Jenny nodded & smiled at her friend’s sudden flusterment!” This Word O’Day brought you by Lisa Dawn … Continue reading
Word O’Day: Farcism™
Farcism n. a portmanteau of Farce and Fascism. Farcism is the political state where you believe the most ludicrous Corporate anti-government PR, without realizing that you are being stuffed with crap.
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