Category Archives: Doggeral

Sheriff Joe

Posted on March 2, 2012 by The 40 year old magpie

Original Melody: Surfer Joe by The Safaris Down in Arizona where the birthers all go, There a big white doofus name Sheriff Joe. He’s got a big cold case posse, and an ego to match And when he’s riding the airwaves, … Continue reading →

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A Table Went Down to Georgia

Posted on February 14, 2012 by The 40 year old magpie

A TABLE WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA Words by Steven Feinstein and Daniel Van Koughnett Original Lyrics & Melody – Charlie Daniels A table went down to Georgia, it looking for a case to steal It was in a bind ‘cos … Continue reading →

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Ode to the “American Bard”

Posted on February 12, 2012 by The 40 year old magpie

Ode to the “American Bard” Tanz! Tanz! Recite before us extempore! Let thy words roll across the page like Like a train across the plains. Let not thy juvenile rhymes be cause for concern, For poets know that it is … Continue reading →

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Word O’Day: Cought

Posted on December 29, 2011 by The 40 year old magpie

“cought” It’s what you do when someone catches you doing something you shouldn’t be doing, and you start fake coughing to cover it up. via Orly’s World (At long last, have you no sense of decency?).

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Too soon?

Posted on May 10, 2011 by The 40 year old magpie

A man walks into a bar and says: “Barkeep! Give me a ‘bin Laden’.” Confused, the barkeep asks, “What’s a ‘bin Laden’? ” Guy says, “Two shots and a splash of water” –as BBM‘d to me by Missy U know … Continue reading →

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Grizzled Momzilla

Posted on July 22, 2010 by The 40 year old magpie

Make it all about you That’s right. The mask falls. Smiles tight lines sneak in off-camera She rages. Grizzled Momzilla!

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