Category Archives: Limericks

Word O’Day: Trumpetty

Posted on April 27, 2011 by The 40 year old magpie

When your skin is so thin, a movie star’s assessment of you sends you into a frothy screed about how much money you have in relation to the critic’s and they should just STFU. There once was a man called … Continue reading →

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A poem to Hi-Caliber & other Conning Rappers

Posted on July 16, 2010 by The 40 year old magpie

Hi-Caliber the Conservative Rapper Thought rhyming was a simply a “snapper” so he laid out his plan which just didn’t scan Now his career’s in the crapper The rapping duo called “Young Cons” Believe the gift of rhyme was bestowed … Continue reading →

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Limericks

Posted on July 16, 2010 by The 40 year old magpie

I figure I can write limericks That have far better rhyme tricks Than most of the world Whose crap makes me hurl And I won’t have to joke about limp dicks what makes people write really bad limericks when they … Continue reading →

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