-
Recent Posts
Stuff
Archives
- August 2018
- September 2017
- May 2017
- October 2016
- February 2015
- November 2014
- May 2013
- March 2013
- October 2012
- September 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
- November 2011
- September 2011
- August 2011
- June 2011
- May 2011
- April 2011
- March 2011
- January 2011
- October 2010
- September 2010
- August 2010
- July 2010
- June 2010
Categories
Meta
Monthly Archives: July 2010
Grizzled Momzilla
Make it all about you That’s right. The mask falls. Smiles tight lines sneak in off-camera She rages. Grizzled Momzilla!
For Sarah, Who refudiates the World
A Sonnet (of Sorts) for Sarah Mighty Grizzly Momma! Conqueror of UnClimbable Mounts Who the tea drinkers praise while sparkles flow up their Thighs A Creature of Habitat, never residing at rest but must Pounce at everything shiny Thing she … Continue reading
Posted in doggerel, poetry, Poke in the eye
1 Comment
For —
Looking at you by Candle’s light The fleeting look of the Past moved across your face like a warm breeze on a cool night and, I prayed we’d never leave this Place.
Posted in poetry
Leave a comment
Doggerel
ode to a dead blackberry oh, blackberry. bold no more. your tour of duty is over. lost in a storm, you missed the curve. No pearl to be found inside your damaged clamshell. damn you taco canticle it’s lunch time. … Continue reading
Posted in doggerel, poetry
Leave a comment
A poem to Hi-Caliber & other Conning Rappers
Hi-Caliber the Conservative Rapper Thought rhyming was a simply a “snapper” so he laid out his plan which just didn’t scan Now his career’s in the crapper The rapping duo called “Young Cons” Believe the gift of rhyme was bestowed … Continue reading
Limericks
I figure I can write limericks That have far better rhyme tricks Than most of the world Whose crap makes me hurl And I won’t have to joke about limp dicks what makes people write really bad limericks when they … Continue reading
Need a Proof reader?
UPDATE: No sooner did I alert @marcambinder about the typo, it’s been corrected. I will keep this here, because it’s funny Below, a memorandum sent two weeks ago by Art House, director of communications for the Office of the Director … Continue reading
Fridays & Saturday Nights @ Midnight – Honeybaked Ham
I wrote this back in 2004. Q: How did the series begin? A: I was with some friends one Friday Night prepping for a ritual, when one guy in the group used the phrase and lo! a satircal series on … Continue reading
Posted in Friday & Saturday Nights
Leave a comment
The 5 23 