Category Archives: Poke in the eye

Word O’Day: MadSad™

Posted on September 17, 2017 by The 40 year old magpie

MadSad is a type of inexpressible ragedness™ that occurs when you find that your vile beliefs have been screwed over  by the diseased bastard spawn  you voted for.  

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Word O’Day: Germalist

Posted on May 20, 2017 by The 40 year old magpie

Germalist: a person who believes ideas, esp. bad ones, are contagious.

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Word O’Day: Jourbalist

Posted on October 5, 2016 by The 40 year old magpie

Jourbalist: noun. The occupation of a writer obsessed with the furry rodent we know as “gerbils” or functionally illiterate. Example: PorktitsThompson‏@PtitsThompson @KatyTurNBC yeah I can’t wait till we don’t have to hear your biased crap either you have killed my faith … Continue reading →

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Lookit Lookit – A Parody

Posted on February 20, 2015 by The 40 year old magpie

Lookit lookit (w/apologies to the Kingsmen, Paul Revere & the Raiders, & the FBI) Lookit lookit Oh, losers, I gotta talk now Lookit lookit Oh, losers, I gotta talk now A fine bunch of marks who listen to me They … Continue reading →

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Word O’Day: Feudality

Posted on November 20, 2014 by The 40 year old magpie

The Anti-Republican/Democratic Political stance wherein one desires to live in a fascist-corporate city state unencumbered by such silliness as voting, and thinking surveys and suggestion boxes will work better… Serf’s up!

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Show me that ass, or pull up your pants

Posted on May 20, 2013 by The 40 year old magpie

Spoken: ooh, boy you’re looking good C’mere and let me spank that. What do you mean you’re “not that kind of boy”? Then why are your panties so low? Why you tease, You make me plead. Walking down the street … Continue reading →

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Word O’Day: Flusterment™

Posted on October 22, 2012 by The 40 year old magpie

FLUSTERMENT- An abstract noun to describe the feeling of being excited and flustered at the same time. Example of usage in a sentence: “Jenny nodded & smiled at her friend’s sudden flusterment!” This Word O’Day brought you by Lisa Dawn … Continue reading →

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Word O’Day: Farcism™

Posted on October 8, 2012 by The 40 year old magpie

Farcism n. a portmanteau of Farce and Fascism. Farcism is the political state where you believe the most ludicrous Corporate anti-government PR, without realizing that you are being stuffed with crap.

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Mitty the Moocher

Posted on September 19, 2012 by The 40 year old magpie

original music and lyrics – Cab Calloway New lyrics – Kelly Lincoln Folks here’s a story bout Mitty the Moocher He was stone-cold heartless doucher He talked like he could stand the heat But Mitty flipped-flopped like rotting meat Ho-dee … Continue reading →

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Lysistrata had the right idea.

Posted on February 28, 2012 by The 40 year old magpie

LYSISTRATA HAD THE RIGHT IDEA! words & beats/music by Kelly Lincoln ©2012 Shout: LYSISTRATA HAD THE RIGHT IDEA! Hey, hey, Gee Oh Tea, You had not better mess with me I am your mom, sis, aunt, and gram What what … Continue reading →

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