Category Archives: doggerel

Show me that ass, or pull up your pants

Posted on May 20, 2013 by The 40 year old magpie

Spoken: ooh, boy you’re looking good C’mere and let me spank that. What do you mean you’re “not that kind of boy”? Then why are your panties so low? Why you tease, You make me plead. Walking down the street … Continue reading →

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Lysistrata had the right idea.

Posted on February 28, 2012 by The 40 year old magpie

LYSISTRATA HAD THE RIGHT IDEA! words & beats/music by Kelly Lincoln ©2012 Shout: LYSISTRATA HAD THE RIGHT IDEA! Hey, hey, Gee Oh Tea, You had not better mess with me I am your mom, sis, aunt, and gram What what … Continue reading →

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For Sarah, Who refudiates the World

Posted on July 19, 2010 by The 40 year old magpie

A Sonnet (of Sorts) for Sarah Mighty Grizzly Momma! Conqueror of UnClimbable Mounts Who the tea drinkers praise while sparkles flow up their Thighs A Creature of Habitat, never residing at rest but must Pounce at everything shiny Thing she … Continue reading →

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Doggerel

Posted on July 18, 2010 by The 40 year old magpie

ode to a dead blackberry oh, blackberry. bold no more. your tour of duty is over. lost in a storm, you missed the curve. No pearl to be found inside your damaged clamshell. damn you taco canticle it’s lunch time. … Continue reading →

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