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Torum, Boys, Torum!

Melody: Reuben Ranzo Poor old Rick Santorum! Torum, boys, Torum! pity Rick Santorum Torum, boys, Torum Oh, Santorum no lover Torum, boys, Torum of the gays or of lobster Torum, boys, Torum He opposed gay marriage Torum, boys, Torum Forever … Continue reading

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Word O’Day: Taitzed

Not to be confused with “Tazed”, which implies repeatedly being shocked with several thousand volts of electricity, to get Taitzed is to be subjected to conspiracy theory and “goal post moving” as on such an ongoing basis, that it causes … Continue reading

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Limerick of the Day

by Patrick J. Colliano There once was a lawyer named Orly, Whose legal work was done rather poorly. Her prevailing trend Of irking judges no end, Shows that guidance is needed quite sorely.

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BREAKING: I AM NOT A MENTAL MESS!

Yesterday, I spent 14 hours on the set of an Indie comedy titled HAPPY THANKSGIVING I am playing the lead character’s Mother. I had five scenes involving mltiple takes, and I am happy to report, that I AM NOT EXPERIENCING … Continue reading

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Just in TIME!

someone who makes sense bumper sticker by AudioInsiderDesign bumper stickers online at zazzle.com

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Word O’Day: Palineated™

Not to be confused with “alienation”, meaning to be “turned off to something”, “Palineation” involves the inquiry into the whereabouts of a celebrity of questionable status, such as The Naked Cowboy or the Octomom.  So, if you find yourself suddenly … Continue reading

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Damn, I’m funny

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Big Foxer and the Three minutes hate

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Need a Proof reader?

UPDATE: No sooner did I alert @marcambinder about the typo, it’s been corrected. I will keep this here, because it’s funny Below, a memorandum sent two weeks ago by Art House, director of communications for the Office of the Director … Continue reading

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oh, come now. REALLY E!ONLINE?

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