Category Archives: Poke in the eye

Lysistrata had the right idea.

Posted on February 28, 2012 by

LYSISTRATA HAD THE RIGHT IDEA! words & beats/music by Kelly Lincoln ©2012 Shout: LYSISTRATA HAD THE RIGHT IDEA! Hey, hey, Gee Oh Tea, You had not better mess with me I am your mom, sis, aunt, and gram What what … Continue reading →

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0 for 100: a Remix

Posted on February 26, 2012 by
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This is great!

Posted on February 20, 2012 by

Found while cruising youtube. A nice “Anonymous” Parody.

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Ode to the “American Bard”

Posted on February 12, 2012 by

Ode to the “American Bard” Tanz! Tanz! Recite before us extempore! Let thy words roll across the page like Like a train across the plains. Let not thy juvenile rhymes be cause for concern, For poets know that it is … Continue reading →

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The Black Terror vs. The RobotMaster

Posted on November 28, 2011 by
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(post fixed) WHO’S “Pallin’ around with Terrorists?

Posted on August 22, 2011 by

Poor @SenJohnMcCain….

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Word O’Day: Trumpetty

Posted on April 27, 2011 by

When your skin is so thin, a movie star’s assessment of you sends you into a frothy screed about how much money you have in relation to the critic’s and they should just STFU. There once was a man called … Continue reading →

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Word O’Day: Santorumed™

Posted on April 19, 2011 by

 ”Everybody goes to clinics, to hospitals, to doctors, and so on. Some people go to Planned Parenthood. But you don’t have to go to Planned Parenthood to get your cholesterol or your blood pressure checked. If you want an abortion, … Continue reading →

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It really is an addiction, you know:

Posted on March 14, 2011 by
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The Word O’Day: Conanization(c)

Posted on January 22, 2011 by

Conanization (not to be confused with “Canonization” which refers to buying new bedding) occurs when a network takes a popular figure off TV and then keeps them off once you’ve ended contractual obligations with them for a set period of … Continue reading →

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